The Chevy Tahoe's best feature is being able to create your own parking space

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 11/19/2019 at 15:43 • Filed to: None

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No word on whether a vanity plate with your initials on it is required to unlock this feature. 

MrDakka > Textured Soy Protein 11/19/2019 at 15:46

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BMW drivers  would kill to have this feature.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Textured Soy Protein 11/19/2019 at 15:48

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Your spot is best spot.

Was the lot completely full, or was s/he being a dick?

Textured Soy Protein > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/19/2019 at 15:52

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This was the scene in which I found my car after lunch. The Tahoe wasn’t there when I parked. There were some open spaces when I took this pic , but maaaaybe there weren’t open spaces when the Tahoe arrived. 

dogisbadob > Textured Soy Protein 11/19/2019 at 15:55

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even the BMW is parked correctly! Wait, it isn’ t over the line, is it? :p

Textured Soy Protein > dogisbadob 11/19/2019 at 15:57

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Not only is it parked correctly, I backed it in and out of the space a couple times to make sure it was nicely lined up with the lines. But I intentionally parked a bit left of center because as far as I knew at the time, I was in the last space in the row. 

dogisbadob > Textured Soy Protein 11/19/2019 at 16:00

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cool

I didn’t know it was yours, oops, sorry

Tripper > Textured Soy Protein 11/19/2019 at 16:05

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You never see these people either, am I right!? Every time I see some shit like that I’m like I hope I see the person walking back to their car so I can be like “Way to go fucko!!! Eat shit!”

ihm96 > Textured Soy Protein 11/19/2019 at 16:07

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Excuse me sir, where is your backup game? Backing into spots is just another little way we enthusiasts get to be superior hahaha

Textured Soy Protein > dogisbadob 11/19/2019 at 16:09

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You must be viewing on mobile. 

Textured Soy Protein > MrDakka 11/19/2019 at 16:11

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I’d settle for functional turn signals. 

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Textured Soy Protein 11/19/2019 at 16:18

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Someone parking like that next to me better have made damn sure not to touch my car with their door . Otherwise there would be a lovely footprint in their door.

Textured Soy Protein > haveacarortwoorthree2 11/19/2019 at 16:20

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They kindly folded in their side mirrors. Unless of course Chevy Tahoes also have auto-folding side mirrors.

Under_Score > Textured Soy Protein 11/19/2019 at 17:09

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Those simple plates go kind of hard, not gonna lie. I saw a G70 with a www.GEORGIA.gov (old) plate that was just “K.” I kind of freaked out.

Textured Soy Protein > Under_Score 11/19/2019 at 17:13

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The plates that go hardest are the ones that require the least amount of time spent waiting in line at the DMV. Or here in Maryland, the MVA (Motor Vehicle Administration) because for some reason our state government likes to call things something-something Administrations instead of Departments of something-something. 

Under_Score > Textured Soy Protein 11/19/2019 at 17:40

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Why would you wait in line for a specialty plate? I thought they were pre-ordered.